Tonight as I was waiting for the train, the guy standing in front of me starts making a really odd face/noise. He does it repeatedly, moving along the track. In my mind, I'm thinking, "What in the hell is wrong with you??" Eventually the person next to me asked him if he was okay and he goes, "I'm hissing at the rats. It scares them, makes them think there's a cat around. You know, cat, meow?" And then he hissed at me. And the guy. I couldn't stop laughing. And the hisser guy rolled his eyes and walked away, like something was wrong with ME.
Oh my goodness.
I live here.
With people like this.